Never. Again.

One of the things about having a slightly off-the-wall hobby is that when people at work ask how you spent your weekend, you're socially obliged to avoid saying things like "oh, I spent most of it watching Black Books and listening to Terry Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters audiobook whilst sewing hair into a doll's scalp entirely by hand".

Eight. Freaking. Hours. EIGHT. 

"Oh, I just had a bit of a lazy one, really."