When I descended, this is what I found cowering in the windowsill.
|This is Pirate. He is not happy.|
|Oh ye gods. Where did she get that from?|
|Superplink moodily surveys the vegetable beds.|
|Superplink moodily surveys the decking.|
|No... there's a comma there. Not there, that's a semicolon. Type faster, dammit.|
I was thinking of getting a second Makie. Now I think one might be quite enough.
|Oi! Gerroff! That is most definitely MY wine! Oi!|